Time’s up, bitchez

As that eminent philosopher, H. L. Mencken, once said, “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

I fear that the time has come for me to yield to that temptation, at least figuratively.

Not that I intend to do anything that is likely to get me talked about, at least by the local authorities.

No, what I intend on doing is quite more subversive, and I hope, more effective, than mere murder and mayhem.